Criminal The Speeding Duck, the Hungry Javelina, and “Leonardo da Pinchy”
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Dec 19, 2025 In this lively discussion, Sven Montgomery shares the lighthearted story of a speeding duck caught zooming at 52 km/h by a Swiss speed camera. Sergeant Zebediah Dickinson humorously recounts rescuing a javelina from an abandoned Subaru after a snack mishap. Meanwhile, Heidi Taylor delights listeners with the tale of her goat, Joshua, who unexpectedly joined a local half marathon and finished proud with a medal. These amusing animal antics provide a refreshing look at the unexpected adventures of wildlife in everyday life.
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The Duck Captured By A Speed Camera
- Sven Montgomery's speed camera team discovered a photograph of a duck captured going 52 km/h in a 30 km/h zone.
- The office framed the duck photo on a hall-of-fame wall as a humorous reminder about speed enforcement.
Javelina Found Chewing Through A Subaru
- Sergeant Zebediah Dickinson found a javelina trapped inside a Subaru after it snuck in for snacks and the hatch closed.
- He used a rope-and-patrol-car method to safely open the hatch and the animal ran off unharmed.
The Slug That Rang Doorbells
- Bavarian residents were awakened by persistent doorbell rings with no visitor and later found a slug making a slime trail across the bell panel.
- Police moved the slug to nearby grass and joked it had been taught about boundaries.