In which RJ, Sarah and Dave comb through their Google search histories, uncover some Useful Knowledge and go to church with Garrison Keillor. Also, RJ embarrasses his kids. Articles discussed include:
- "Sorry Mom, Your Floss Dance is Just Embarrassing" by Joanna Sugden via The Wall Street Journal
- "Everybody Lies: How Google Search Reveals Our Darkest Secrets" by Seth Stephens-Davidowitz via The Guardian
- "Oh, the Humanities!" by Ross Douthat via The New York Times
- Garrison Keillor via The Living Church


