Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard Armchair Anonymous: Unauthorized Evacuation II
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Sep 12, 2025 Join a laughter-filled chat as guests share outrageous stories about unexpected workplace evacuations. The conversation dives into military mishaps and embarrassing moments, all while highlighting the joy in shared experiences. From chaotic bathroom dashes to humorous school bus memories, the hosts discuss how these vulnerabilities forge connections. Plus, enjoy lively product reviews that blend laughter with practical insights. It's a delightful mix of humor and nostalgia, reminding us that everyone has had their share of odd encounters!
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Marine Run Turns Into Ravine Disaster
- Doug, a Marine reservist, ran a morning formation after an all-meat pizza and explosively soiled his shorts in a ravine during the run.
- He hid the evidence, ran back in just a shirt and later developed poison oak from cleaning with leaves and required medical ointment.
Prioritize Self When Duty Allows Delay
- When you face an unavoidable bodily emergency during military formation, prioritize taking care of yourself first and rejoin later.
- Doug's sergeant eventually authorized a delay and told him to meet back after chow.
Junior High Bus Becomes Disaster Zone
- Mickey, a seventh-grader, explosively soiled their jeans on a bouncy school bus during a long backroads ride home from a game.
- The bus driver cleaned with sawdust, gave Mickey an oversized uniform, and Mickey stayed home for Thanksgiving break to avoid embarrassment.