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The Left Wants to “Decolonize” Christmas Baking - Best of Variety

Dec 26, 2025
This holiday chaos kicks off with a wild take on decolonized Christmas cookies that blends history with masa and humor. Then, a live nativity scene hilariously derails when a camel kicks a surprised attendee. The antics continue as a fully decorated car crashes in a festive mishap. Children's mischievous pranks transform a 'Merry Christmas' message into something risqué, while an anatomically exaggerated snow sculpture causes neighborhood buzz. The laughter wraps up with some outrageous variety segments including epic gorilla fights and lighthearted debates.
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INSIGHT

Decolonized Christmas Feels Ahistoric

  • Hosts criticize the idea of "decolonized" Christmas baking as historically ahistoric and performative.
  • They argue Christmas traditions in America derive from European Christians, making the TikTok pitch feel absurd.
ANECDOTE

Camel Kick During Live Nativity

  • The hosts replay a live-nativity clip where a camel kicked a woman in the face during a church procession.
  • They mock the pageantry and note the lack of immediate concern from bystanders.
ANECDOTE

Snow Sculpture Prank From Youth

  • Comfortably Smug recounts a childhood prank where neighborhood snow sculpture got anatomically altered.
  • He and friends added a large phallic modification, iced it, and left the community shocked the next day.
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