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This week, we dig into Hailey Bieber’s not-quite-a-billion-dollar beauty deal - what she actually made and what it says about celebrity brands, equity, and the power of a loyal follower count. We also chat about a US proposal to give every newborn $1,000 to invest (move over, plastic toys), Trump’s oddly personal vendetta against Harvard, and the rumour that Conor McGregor might buy OnlyFans. Oh, and the rise of the “stay-at-home son” - equal parts hilarious and mildly alarming. Plus, is alcohol the new cigarettes? The wellness wave might be stronger than your Sunday hangover.
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WTF Does That Mean? A Guide to All the Jargony Bits
Equity – Owning a slice of a company. Like business pie.
Endowment Fund – Uni savings pot they invest to fund stuff.
Creative Director – Boss of the brand’s vibe. Mood boards galore.
Celebrity Endorsement – When a celeb’s paid to like something.
Generational Wealth – Money passed down, not just old jumpers.
S&P 500 – The 500 biggest US companies. Stock market all-stars.
Investment Account – Where your money goes to (hopefully) grow.
Private Company – Not on the stock market. No app-share buys here.
Public Listing / IPO – When a company goes public. Finance’s big debut.
PR (Public Relations) – Managing a brand’s image. Spin, but make it shiny.
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