This week we're gossin' 'bout Jackie getting to see the new Barbie movie and Holden is a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World who is NOT excited to see 3 hours of ole Oppy goofing around in the desert, did Page 7 combine their powers and manifest Scott Stapp taking to the seas with the 'Summer of '99' Creed Cruise!?!? and 311 has their own separate cruise for some reason!?!? (WHICH IS APPARENTLY CANCELED UGH), MJ is LOVIN' The Bear, Doja Cat's dating an ALLEGED racist sex offender and can't stand her fans, Jason Aldean is definitely not a small-town boy BUT HOLDEN IIIIIIS!, Ice T takes to X to decry the accusations that Jamie Foxx has been replaced by a CLONE, Holden calls Ariana Grande the SPIDER SHE IIIIIS, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Miley Cyrus in a CULT!??! A totally shitty list, blinds and da shooooooooooouts!!!!!!!!!!!!

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