326: The Best of Dear Hank and John, Vol. 3

1

Introduction

00:00 • 2min

2

John, You Know Your Sock Has a Hole in It?

01:45 • 3min

3

Onions and Potatoes - How Much Is Too Much?

04:27 • 2min

4

The National Onions Association

06:50 • 4min

5

What Is the Scale of a Level One Emergency?

10:49 • 4min

6

The Shoe Size Isn't About Where It Goes, Right?

14:44 • 4min

7

A Snake Is Not a Mammal

18:28 • 3min

8

The Snake Guy Thinks Someone in Our Apartment Is Secretly Breeding Snakes

21:27 • 1min

9

Are You Missing an Aguana?

22:56 • 4min

10

What Is Pig Clay?

26:56 • 2min

11

Hank's Poems

29:04 • 4min

12

John's Baseball Cards Limited. E. And You Didt You Sold All My Baseball Cards Tank.

33:02 • 4min

13

How Much Sand Can I Take From the Beach Before It Becomes Immortal?

37:17 • 4min

14

I'd Like a Burger, All Right.

41:22 • 3min

15

It's Not Normal to Sneeze, I Never Snoeze

43:55 • 3min

16

I Never Sneeze, Doctor Mc.

46:28 • 3min

17

Never Sneeze, Never Scrooge.

49:01 • 4min

18

You Never Sneezed

52:48 • 2min