https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/even-more-bay-area-house-party

[Previously: Every Bay Area House Party, Another Bay Area House Party]

People talk about "fuck-you money", the amount you'd have to make to never work again. You dream of fuck-you social success, where you find a partner and a few close friends, declare your interpersonal life solved, and never leave the house from then on. Still, in the real world you clock into your job at Google every day, and in the real world you attend Bay Area house parties. You just hope this one won't focus on the same few topics as all the others . . .

"There's no alpha left in bringing Buddhism to the West", says a guy in an FTX Risk Management Department t-shirt. "People have been bringing Buddhism to the West for a hundred years now. It's done. Stop trying to bring more Buddhism to the West."

"That's so cheems mindset," says the woman he's talking to. Her nametag says 'Astra', although you don't know if that's her real name, her Internet handle, or her startup. "There's no alpha left in bringing Buddhism to California. When was the last time you heard of someone preaching the dharma in a red state? Never, I bet."

"I don't think red state conservatives would really go for Buddhism," says Risk Management Guy.

"Cheems mindset again!" says Astra. "Think about it for five seconds! Buddhism is about self-liberation. Conservatives love the self, and they love liberating things! The only problem is a hundred years of western progressives interpreting it in western progressive terms. Have you even read David Chapman? You just have to rephrase it in the right language."

"And what's the right language?"

"Glad you asked! I'm working on a new translation of the Pali Canon. I translate nirvana as 'freedom', maya as 'fake news', and Mahayana as 'monster truck'. Gādhrakūta is 'Mt. Eagle'. Some parts don't even have to be retranslated! The sutras say that you attain the formless jhanas by 'passing beyond bodily sensations and paying no attention to perceptions of diversity'. See, it's perfect! Red state conservatives already hate paying attention to diversity!"

"That's offensive," says a man in a t-shirt with a circular labyrinth on it.

"Oh, and you're some kind of expert in offense?" asks Astra.

"As a matter of fact, yes! I'm Ben Dannis-Arnold, Offensiveness Consultant, at your service." He hands Astra a business card.

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