Jesus Would Have Taken The Covaids Jab, White Supremacist Shootings… And Other Fact-Checking

Mar 25, 2021

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WWJD?

(That’s Jesus, by the way, not Joe)

Well, according to Billy Graham’s son, Franklin Graham insists that we should take the COVID vaccine because Jesus would have done it too.

“Anytime there was a vaccine or something that could help protect you, he was an advocate for, he took it,” and “I think if there were vaccines available in the time of Christ, Jesus would have made reference to them and used them.”

Yeah.

Wonder what the fact checkers will make of that?

Or of the fact that White House blames the wind for Creepy Joe’s Air Force One stumbling up the stairs. White House deputy press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre told reporters aboard the presidential aircraft that he fell because “it was pretty windy” and that she also was nearly toppled by the wind.

“It’s pretty windy outside. It’s very windy. I almost fell coming up the steps myself,” Jean-Pierre said.

Thankfully, the hurricane-strength wind did not prevent the plane from taking off for a trip to Atlanta, where Biden met with community leaders about a shooting spree that killed eight at area massage parlors. Not a happy ending.

Interestingly, no fact checkers have disputed the Windy Joe claim, unlike LinkedIn, who closed The Dollar Vigilante page for spreading misinformation. This is the same TDV page which has never posted anything on LinkedIn…

Yeah.

I wouldn’t be surprised if we are marked as a Neo-Nazi organization, because these days you’re branded right-wing when you disagree with wearing a mask or taking a vaccine. Or when you commit mass murder. Like the latest Colorado shooter: Meet white supremacist Ahmad Al Aliwi Alissa.

Over the past few days Lucy and I have done some serious tacos-indulging and meditation (respectively) and in today’s show I’m pointing out the reasons why all is not completely lost. Right now, we’re the supporting cast in Weekend at Biden’s III –– the 2021 edition, but there is hope beyond Kackling Kamala.

(Also watch for reasons why Twitter should be renamed Twerker)

Let the memes roll!

“Richard Parker: Now all of this could be yours, Lar, if you set your goals and work hard.

Larry Wilson: My old man worked hard. All they did was give him more work.”

–– Weekend at Bernie’s (Black Comedy, 1989)

Sorry. Comedy of Color.

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