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WHAT'S EVERYBODY! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! Los Angeles is being ravaged by wildfires right now, so Tom and Bert chime in on what's going and how serious the damage has been. The destruction has hit very close to home for them, so much so Bert's got himself a go bag ready by the door. The bears also talk about their kids playing sports, dumb shirts with pot leaves on them, ruining vacation photos, gifts for family, Tom's mom and sister both moving to Austin, Muslim fashion, a national uniform for people in America, clever Hollywood writers, and Nikki Glaser's Gold Globes hosting job. Bert also shares a story about Andrew "Dice" Clay asking him to keep his sons safe in LA, plus other stories from LA. Stay safe out there!

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Chapter Markers

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:22 - The Los Angeles Wildfires

00:15:04 - When Sh!t Gets Real

00:21:13 - Go Bags

00:29:06 - Uncle Bert/Kids Playing Sports

00:39:14 - Vacation Ruining Gear

00:43:14 - Gifts For Family/Tom's Sister & Mom Moved To Austin

00:52:41 - Muslim Fashion/Regional Uniforms

01:01:51 - Hollywood Writers/Nikki Glaser

01:09:19 - Back To LA Wildfires

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