Betwixt The Sheets: The History of Sex, Scandal & Society

Why Were Ancient Dicks So Small?

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Jul 1, 2025
In this enlightening discussion, Professor Caroline Vout, an expert in classical art from the University of Cambridge, delves into why ancient Greek sculptures feature surprisingly small penises. She explores how these artistic choices reflect societal norms and views on masculinity in the ancient world. Vout highlights the significance of nudity in Greek culture and the implications for contemporary body image. Her insights reveal how ideals of masculinity from centuries ago continue to shape our understanding of gender and desire today.
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ANECDOTE

Aphrodite Statue Lust Incident

  • A man once broke into a sanctuary housing the Aphrodite of Knaidos statue, leaving a stain on it from lust.
  • He threw himself off nearby cliffs out of shame, highlighting the statue's powerful erotic presence.
INSIGHT

Greek Statues' Small Penises Symbolize Control

  • Ancient Greek statues have smaller penises to maintain aesthetic proportion and symmetry.
  • Small genitals symbolize control and neatness rather than sexual arousal or power.
INSIGHT

Romans Loved Large Phallic Symbols

  • Romans embraced large, visible penises as symbols of luck and fertility, contrasting Greek modesty.
  • In Pompeii, erotic frescoes and large dicks were common and culturally accepted openly in homes.
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