Thou shalt remember, to always try before you buy  When it comes to men, it's fair to say that my judgement is somewhat impaired. Okay, it's alot-what impaired. Like, we're talking even more impaired than the cognitive function of a white girl after a $12 bottle of rose. So after scotch-taping my heart back together for the nine hundred and forty-eighth time this year, I thought it was high time I took control back from of the bachelors of Brisbane. How? Well I'm glad you asked, because I've formulated a fail-proof first date screen test, to ensure we're intellectually, nutritionally and financially compatible. And I had the perfect guy to test it out on... he's even as into ASMR mukbangs as I am... Should I book the chapel now orrrrrrr? Follow Phoebe on Instagram @phoebeacp or join the Train Wreck Podcast Community Facebook group. Christian Hull @christianhull  

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