The Adjudication Panel: Washing machines that sound like referees

Adam Hurrey is joined by Charlie Eccleshare and Nick Miller on the first Adjudication Panel of 2024. The agenda includes: Matt Upson co-commentating on the rain, home appliances that sound like football things, barrel-scraping content in elite players' autobiographies, a long-overdue confession from Roque Santa Cruz and Richard Keys' Erik ten Hag impression.

Meanwhile, the panel decide what sort of shot constitutes a "piledriver" and whether a chance can be "tucked wide”.

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