Jonah Goldberg spends ninety minutes plotting his transition to telethon moderation, lambasting the youth, and reminding the new GOP that you can’t pick and choose who gets universal rights. Plus: further ruminations on the bond market and the anniversary of the shot heard ‘round the world.

Show Notes:

— The Fair Jessica for The Dispatch: ”Revenge of the Title IX Dads”

—Advisory Opinions on Humphrey’s Executor

—The Wall Street Journal: “Meet MAGA’s Favorite Communist”

—G-File: “The Shot Heard Round—and Round and Round—the World”

—Irving Kristol: “The American Revolution as a Successful Revolution”

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