Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

Sep 7, 2022
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1
Introduction
00:00 • 4min
2
What Does It Cost to Franchise D Mac Donald?
04:22 • 5min
3
Is This the Story You're Going to Give?
09:06 • 4min
4
The Right Leaning Crowds Are More Fun Than the Left Leaners
13:33 • 2min
5
Do Your Mouth Catch. Saveit. Saveat, Saytat, Mouth, Catch
15:35 • 4min
6
Gambling Problems in West Virginia
19:46 • 4min
7
The Live Shows, Is It Worth It?
23:48 • 2min
8
I'm the Dad and You're the Mam, and We've Got Ttola, Our Son's Friend.
25:51 • 2min
9
Ysa Vacation, Chris Larsen
28:04 • 5min
10
Then, I'm Going to Drink, and Then I'm Not Going to Drink, but I Feel Better the Next Night
33:08 • 4min
11
American Home Shield - Your Mom's House for 50 Dollars Off
37:24 • 4min
12
You Do Not Have Heat Stroke
41:51 • 3min
13
Root Canal - I've Had 3 Root Canals.
44:56 • 5min
14
Is That Really Coor?
49:41 • 2min
15
Bert, He's So Round. And Ja's Stomach Is Something Else.
51:44 • 2min
16
Iso, It's Like a Vatter Tha Transman?
53:31 • 3min
17
Bert Is Fat, Not Bert Fat, but He's Fat.
56:24 • 2min
18
Is There a Challenge for Body Building?
58:21 • 1min
19
What if It's a Super Gay Sport?
59:51 • 2min
20
Treadmill's Gay as Fuck
01:02:03 • 2min
21
You Can't Come Ye No, It's Two Minutes
01:04:27 • 2min
22
You Can't Get Wer, You Cant Have a Second Phone
01:05:59 • 2min
23
You Can Text Your Kids, Right?
01:07:29 • 2min
24
The Best Promoter, Isn't It?
01:09:11 • 2min
25
Is It a Push Up Challenge?
01:10:50 • 3min
26
I'm Gonna Go to a Comedy Trip, Just to See the Sky.
01:13:43 • 2min
27
Yea, I'm Saying Yes to the Dress!
01:15:42 • 2min
28
I'm the Candy Man. Isn't He Gonna Go Braw Shopping?
01:17:33 • 2min
29
Then I Got a Quick Stain on the Laboratory Carpet
01:20:00 • 2min
30
Sahe's Dumps
01:22:13 • 2min
31
Ye for It Got K as Big as It Was, Yes
01:23:56 • 2min
32
Batastrophes - What's Your Theory on This?
01:25:50 • 2min
33
Ha, Ha, H, H the Sho Do.
01:28:14 • 2min
34
Those Terribleoboy Trafic Ones Are Scared!
01:30:26 • 2min
35
Gra, That Knee Is Donsky Wait I at Knee
01:32:36 • 2min
36
Sigaefye, I Know What You're Doing.
01:34:21 • 2min
37
Is Your Buthole Clean?
01:36:31 • 2min
38
How Did You Wipe Your Hands Off?
01:38:22 • 2min
39
Sebos, You Don't Have to Shower
01:40:24 • 2min
40
During Pride, Only One Rainbow Matters
01:42:35 • 2min
41
The Sharks Eyes Roll Back
01:44:15 • 2min
42
Come On, Come On. Come On, Come On
01:46:11 • 2min
43
Is This a Cobra?
01:47:50 • 2min
44
Running on All Fours
01:49:27 • 2min
45
Finger Fitness - The Art of Finger Control
01:51:22 • 2min
46
Finger Fitness - What's Worse?
01:53:00 • 2min
47
I Don't Want Anything to Do With You.
01:54:33 • 3min
48
Then He Threw Theisand I Love His Jet Black Hair.
01:57:54 • 2min
49
Ishato, True. You Were Dumb Y.
01:59:45 • 3min