

672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Sep 7, 2022
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Introduction
00:00 • 4min
What Does It Cost to Franchise D Mac Donald?
04:22 • 5min
Is This the Story You're Going to Give?
09:06 • 4min
The Right Leaning Crowds Are More Fun Than the Left Leaners
13:33 • 2min
Do Your Mouth Catch. Saveit. Saveat, Saytat, Mouth, Catch
15:35 • 4min
Gambling Problems in West Virginia
19:46 • 4min
The Live Shows, Is It Worth It?
23:48 • 2min
I'm the Dad and You're the Mam, and We've Got Ttola, Our Son's Friend.
25:51 • 2min
Ysa Vacation, Chris Larsen
28:04 • 5min
Then, I'm Going to Drink, and Then I'm Not Going to Drink, but I Feel Better the Next Night
33:08 • 4min
American Home Shield - Your Mom's House for 50 Dollars Off
37:24 • 4min
You Do Not Have Heat Stroke
41:51 • 3min
Root Canal - I've Had 3 Root Canals.
44:56 • 5min
Is That Really Coor?
49:41 • 2min
Bert, He's So Round. And Ja's Stomach Is Something Else.
51:44 • 2min
Iso, It's Like a Vatter Tha Transman?
53:31 • 3min
Bert Is Fat, Not Bert Fat, but He's Fat.
56:24 • 2min
Is There a Challenge for Body Building?
58:21 • 1min
What if It's a Super Gay Sport?
59:51 • 2min
Treadmill's Gay as Fuck
01:02:03 • 2min
You Can't Come Ye No, It's Two Minutes
01:04:27 • 2min
You Can't Get Wer, You Cant Have a Second Phone
01:05:59 • 2min
You Can Text Your Kids, Right?
01:07:29 • 2min
The Best Promoter, Isn't It?
01:09:11 • 2min
Is It a Push Up Challenge?
01:10:50 • 3min
I'm Gonna Go to a Comedy Trip, Just to See the Sky.
01:13:43 • 2min
Yea, I'm Saying Yes to the Dress!
01:15:42 • 2min
I'm the Candy Man. Isn't He Gonna Go Braw Shopping?
01:17:33 • 2min
Then I Got a Quick Stain on the Laboratory Carpet
01:20:00 • 2min
Sahe's Dumps
01:22:13 • 2min
Ye for It Got K as Big as It Was, Yes
01:23:56 • 2min
Batastrophes - What's Your Theory on This?
01:25:50 • 2min
Ha, Ha, H, H the Sho Do.
01:28:14 • 2min
Those Terribleoboy Trafic Ones Are Scared!
01:30:26 • 2min
Gra, That Knee Is Donsky Wait I at Knee
01:32:36 • 2min
Sigaefye, I Know What You're Doing.
01:34:21 • 2min
Is Your Buthole Clean?
01:36:31 • 2min
How Did You Wipe Your Hands Off?
01:38:22 • 2min
Sebos, You Don't Have to Shower
01:40:24 • 2min
During Pride, Only One Rainbow Matters
01:42:35 • 2min
The Sharks Eyes Roll Back
01:44:15 • 2min
Come On, Come On. Come On, Come On
01:46:11 • 2min
Is This a Cobra?
01:47:50 • 2min
Running on All Fours
01:49:27 • 2min
Finger Fitness - The Art of Finger Control
01:51:22 • 2min
Finger Fitness - What's Worse?
01:53:00 • 2min
I Don't Want Anything to Do With You.
01:54:33 • 3min
Then He Threw Theisand I Love His Jet Black Hair.
01:57:54 • 2min
Ishato, True. You Were Dumb Y.
01:59:45 • 3min