672 - Ari Shaffir - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Introduction

00:00 • 4min

2

What Does It Cost to Franchise D Mac Donald?

04:22 • 5min

3

Is This the Story You're Going to Give?

09:06 • 4min

4

The Right Leaning Crowds Are More Fun Than the Left Leaners

13:33 • 2min

5

Do Your Mouth Catch. Saveit. Saveat, Saytat, Mouth, Catch

15:35 • 4min

6

Gambling Problems in West Virginia

19:46 • 4min

7

The Live Shows, Is It Worth It?

23:48 • 2min

8

I'm the Dad and You're the Mam, and We've Got Ttola, Our Son's Friend.

25:51 • 2min

9

Ysa Vacation, Chris Larsen

28:04 • 5min

10

Then, I'm Going to Drink, and Then I'm Not Going to Drink, but I Feel Better the Next Night

33:08 • 4min

11

American Home Shield - Your Mom's House for 50 Dollars Off

37:24 • 4min

12

You Do Not Have Heat Stroke

41:51 • 3min

13

Root Canal - I've Had 3 Root Canals.

44:56 • 5min

14

Is That Really Coor?

49:41 • 2min

15

Bert, He's So Round. And Ja's Stomach Is Something Else.

51:44 • 2min

16

Iso, It's Like a Vatter Tha Transman?

53:31 • 3min

17

Bert Is Fat, Not Bert Fat, but He's Fat.

56:24 • 2min

18

Is There a Challenge for Body Building?

58:21 • 1min

19

What if It's a Super Gay Sport?

59:51 • 2min

20

Treadmill's Gay as Fuck

01:02:03 • 2min

21

You Can't Come Ye No, It's Two Minutes

01:04:27 • 2min

22

You Can't Get Wer, You Cant Have a Second Phone

01:05:59 • 2min

23

You Can Text Your Kids, Right?

01:07:29 • 2min

24

The Best Promoter, Isn't It?

01:09:11 • 2min

25

Is It a Push Up Challenge?

01:10:50 • 3min

26

I'm Gonna Go to a Comedy Trip, Just to See the Sky.

01:13:43 • 2min

27

Yea, I'm Saying Yes to the Dress!

01:15:42 • 2min

28

I'm the Candy Man. Isn't He Gonna Go Braw Shopping?

01:17:33 • 2min

29

Then I Got a Quick Stain on the Laboratory Carpet

01:20:00 • 2min

30

Sahe's Dumps

01:22:13 • 2min

31

Ye for It Got K as Big as It Was, Yes

01:23:56 • 2min

32

Batastrophes - What's Your Theory on This?

01:25:50 • 2min

33

Ha, Ha, H, H the Sho Do.

01:28:14 • 2min

34

Those Terribleoboy Trafic Ones Are Scared!

01:30:26 • 2min

35

Gra, That Knee Is Donsky Wait I at Knee

01:32:36 • 2min

36

Sigaefye, I Know What You're Doing.

01:34:21 • 2min

37

Is Your Buthole Clean?

01:36:31 • 2min

38

How Did You Wipe Your Hands Off?

01:38:22 • 2min

39

Sebos, You Don't Have to Shower

01:40:24 • 2min

40

During Pride, Only One Rainbow Matters

01:42:35 • 2min

41

The Sharks Eyes Roll Back

01:44:15 • 2min

42

Come On, Come On. Come On, Come On

01:46:11 • 2min

43

Is This a Cobra?

01:47:50 • 2min

44

Running on All Fours

01:49:27 • 2min

45

Finger Fitness - The Art of Finger Control

01:51:22 • 2min

46

Finger Fitness - What's Worse?

01:53:00 • 2min

47

I Don't Want Anything to Do With You.

01:54:33 • 3min

48

Then He Threw Theisand I Love His Jet Black Hair.

01:57:54 • 2min

49

Ishato, True. You Were Dumb Y.

01:59:45 • 3min