Fighting Racism, Capitalism & Colonialism With Climate Change And Pink Heels

Apr 25, 2023

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Ah man, you have to love pre-programming!

Do you remember Audi’s 2010 ‘Green Police’ advert (check out today’s show to see the ad) which went something like this:

Audi introduced viewers to the Green Police, who overzealously track your carbon footprint in an Orwellian eco-friendly police state, with checkpoints, raids, and constant intrusion into people's private lives, for example

Arresting a man for choosing plastic bags at the checkout counter,
Pulling a guy out of a hot tub; at a too-high temperature of 105 degrees,
Storming a house for a battery discarded in the garbage, and
Handcuffing another man on his front porch in a “light bulb crackdown.” He'd installed incandescent — rather than, presumably, compact fluorescent — light bulbs.

This goes on until the very end when a single driver (in his Audi A3 TDI clean diesel to be exact) passes unmolested through an “eco-check” roadblock.

Of course, Audi made a few mistakes in this pre-programming spectacle, which, at the time, bothered people a whole lot more than the thought of a totalitarian police state that would eventually force you to “live in ze camps, and eat ze bugs”.

First, “Green Police” was a term used for uniformed Nazi police (Ordnungspolizei or Grüne Polizei) in Nazi Germany.

Next, everyone arrested in the commercial is a man and all but one policeman are white. Seems as if eco-fascist world has no diversity… but hey, Third Reich white supremacy, by a German car company.

In the real world, the TransMother of Helth, Theresa Tam, has announced her new passion: Fighting racism, capitalism and colonialism with climate change.

Green Communism, good.

Fascist Capitalists, baaahd.

She/He will be supported in this agenda by Canadian male politicians wearing pink heels and their message will be spread far and wide by Kanada’s Communist Broadcasting Corporation (CBS).

Then, Musk will make a tweet about it to show he’s a good guy, before quietly retreating behind exploding Starships and Blue Ticks.

But hey, before I get ahead of myself, enjoy today’s show from Capri, Italy!

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