#434: Coffin Report Nov. 26

This week's Coffin Report features Patrick's top 5 Santa wish list items for Catholics. Let's stop using the word platform. It's for chickens who can't hold their own opinions.

We need to throw out the Overton Window because it only applies to politics not evangelization. No more devil terms like anti-semite and homophobe, sedevacantist, and islamophobe.

Let's replace the spirit of Vatican II with the letter of Vatican 2 Let's drop all adjectives before the word Catholic