Maui Directed Energy Weapon Attack and Guess Who’s Back, Back Again… Leprosy, Covaids AND Covidiots!

Aloha Covidiots & Social Justice Warriors 

Always dreamed of saving Earth, while living in an isolated Hawaiian paradise within Billionaire’s Orbit? 

We’ve got you! 

Coming To You Soon – Hawai’s first 5-minute city, Lahaina, Maui… 

… Built Back Better from Ground Zero up. 

Reserve your place TODAY! 

Our specially prepared glamping sites have it all:  

• Masks! As many as you like, but no less than two
• All-you-can-take Lethal Injections! FREE clots, myocarditis, and leprosy included
• All-you-can-eat Bug Buffet! Smoked or regular
• Excellent security! No one goes in or out without government permission – our specially trained armed forces will make sure of that

But wait, there’s more

NO traditional family extremists! 

NO right-wing anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorists

NO harmful climate change gas stoves or LED lights

NO harmful cars – because you won’t need to go anywhere… ever again. 

Don’t miss this opportunity to live the life you’ve always dreamed of. 

Together, we can save lives… and the planet. 
(No trees or billionaires were harmed in the making of this New World Order city)