The 33rd Ozempic Hunger Games Opening Ceremonies, Trump Hoax and Mileikowski Ovation

Jul 28, 2024

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Here we go again!

Trump’s ear had miracle healing, and, a brand new Joe Biden and cringe-cringier-Cackles meet with Bibi to discuss bom-bom-bom bomb-bomb Iran. Plus, the 33rd Olympic Hunger Games ceremony kicked off with more genius-level psychological programming.

Wow! ‘Tis the season for psyops. First, there’s the Trump hoax, where the plot continues to sicken as the FBI now agrees that maybe Trump wasn’t hit by a bullet at all, but that the bullet hit the teleprompter, changed direction in the air, and the shrapnel nicked his ear causing it to bleed.

It’s just unbelievable. Almost like the time the whole SEALTeam 16 died in a helicopter crash 3 months after “killing” Osama Bin Laden who managed to single-handedly direct the destruction of 3 buildings by 2 planes from his cave in Afghanistan.

And, the time America put men on the moon but could never repeat it because they “lost” the technology and stuff.

And we’re the crazy conspiracy theorists! You must be a super NPC, a mind-controlled robot, to believe any of these ridiculous conspiracy theories.

Back to The Apprentice…after all the hooah, this is all we know:

People appear to be shot (you can’t be certain, because there somehow aren’t any cellphone videos)
Trump may or may not have used a ketchup packet on his ear to simulate the “blood pouring everywhere”.

And, that’s it, that’s the whole operation. That’s how quickly they flipped the whole narrative from Trump as the evil villain to Trump the Hero, Trump the Messiah, Trump the Saviour… come to rescue us all from the giant border mess Biden created, bringing in tons and tons of foreign fighting-age men who are in cells all across the country. Of course Trump should roll out a massive police state and digital IDs – “It’s for your safety and ours”. And, if you have to get a vaccine passport to travel, well, it’s okay, because Trump said so.

And, the NPC’s will loyally continue to pay their taxes and continue voting because… “democracy”.

And it all started with a few shots and Donald Trump falling to the ground with a ketchup packet on his ear…

In today’s show, I also speak about Kackles Harris and the new, improved NBA-Joe who grew at least 4 inches since his last proof-of-life appearance. Not having the (s)election stress worked wonders for PedoPete v14, as he even grew taller than his good friend Bibi Mileikowski. Who, by the way, received 55 standing ovations at the US CONgress for being the most prolific anti-Semitic mass murderer of all time. Preferably women and children. And, preferably in the most heinous ways they can think of, like starving them to death, or slaughtering them in front of their kids.

Then, to put the proverbial cherry on top of the absurd circus of a month, the Pedolympic Games in Paris kicked off with some arson attacks on the French railway (IRAN!) and a total lock-down of the city as residents and tourists enjoyed it all under chemtrail skies that eerily resembled a pentagram. Including the morbidly obese woman surrounded by trannies having the last supper and the Blue Smurf guy singing which broke out into a tranny drag show featuring my tranny twin.

Oh, and the Covaids collapsing dance which is either a past prologue or predictive programming for the upcoming bird flu pandemic. Not least, did you behold the pale horse galloping all over the place?

Whoever is writing this script is GENIUS!

Speaking of locked-down cities… first, Acapulco (my home town) was attacked with a stealth category 5 hurricane, and now they’ve burnt down half of Jasper in Canada, less than 2 months after I went there and said it’s my favorite part of the country. And, it very much seems like a Lahaina 2.0 situation, with melted cars but green trees. And, of course, Deadmonton, where I was born, is targeted as a 15-minute Smart City.

I’ll say it again. Will you please watch The Jones Plantation? Nothing I say could explain what’s happening right now any better.

“You can control a man for a period with brute violence, but you cannot truly OWN a man unless he thinks your word is law, and that he must obey–and is virtuous for doing so.” – Tobias Smith, The Jones Plantation

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