In a lively chat, rascal Parker Harden French shares his whimsical adventures, from his challenging Kentucky upbringing to ambitious naval dreams during the First Opium War. He recounts tales of shipping disasters, including the doomed Matilda, and an absurd gold rush adventure filled with escargot. Parker's chaotic exploits in 19th-century Nicaragua highlight his outrageous ambitions and the humorous misadventures that defined his life. Full of charm and comedic twists, this conversation reveals the absurdity of navigating a tumultuous world.