This week we're gossin' 'bout how Jackie can buy HERSELF flowers, a false conspiracy right off the bat, more news from thy Manor of MILF, the possibility of DILF Manor opening its doors to ensnare "barely legal brides", the soul crusher that is episode 3 of The Last of Us, MORE TOUR DATES??, the tragedy of M&M's not being boneable, the fallout from the Razzies nominating a child, Madonna needing her biopic to be GRITTY, and in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner; Is Hilaria faking the accent BECAUSE OF ALEC!? Da List, BLINDS and SHOUTZSZ!

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