Thou Shalt Remember, that life is not a fairytale... and if you lose your shoe at midnight, it just means you're drunk. When it comes to fairytales, I'm kind of on the fence. While I've had plenty of Once Upon A Times, every single one of them has ended in a Happily NEVER after... suffice to say, I'm a little bit sceptical. Do you really blame me though? I honestly swear I'm one dick pic and DM slide away from buying a cat and calling it a day. Maybe it's a generational thing, and I mean, call me old skool, but swiping for love makes me feel dead inside. All I can say is, TGFD - thank god for Disney - because every pumpkin carriage, magic carpet and singing Genie, slowly but surely helps restore my faith in the male race...  

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