Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em Podcast 188. A Very Bad Night for American Boobs
“It was a very bad night for American boobs,” Sarah observed of the 2025 Oscars, where a conspicuous fashion trend has gone mostly unnoticed. Nancy and Sarah are on record for believing boobs are magic, so why did so many gorgeous actresses hide their tractor beams under a bushel? Could it be a sign of fashion’s increasing androgyny… or Hollywood’s increasing irrelevance? Then, Nancy goes on a multi-part rant about the Tate brothers coming back to the U.S., while Sarah ponders how those two became avatars of American manhood. Finally: Body language in the Trump-Vance-Zelenskyy showdown.
Also discussed:
* McDonald’s serves the world’s best Diet Coke
* Please don’t tell Sarah you appreciate her
* 75% of Eagle Scouts are girls?
* “Your Dune 2 fan is not watching the Oscars.”
* “Boys just want the pretty girl in math class.”
* Is J.D. Vance being cast as the heavy?
* The end of reading?
* Don DeLillo was “a beautiful culmination of the 20th century.”
* Why Sarah shies away from talking politics
* Has news replaced our need to read tragedy?
Plus, Smoke gets a “Dear John” letter, the mystery of Gene Hackman’s death, and much more!
PS: Spare a thought/prayer for Kat Timpf, recently diagnosed with cancer, whose boobs are rightly being used right now only (or mostly!) to feed her newborn son. Love you Kitty Kat, godspeed xx
Actual footage of Sarah watching Oscar dresses on the red carpet …
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