Eating Our Words: The 2025 Slop Review

Welcome to Tum Town. Long time listeners will know that we often center our distaste for marketing slop and feral commercialism around a few brands, namely Crumbl, Blank Street, and MrBeast. So in our final episode of the year, we decided to actually try the stuff for ourselves and review it live. Stay until the end for a small crumb of analysis on brands trying to “tap into culture.”

Here’s what we got: 

• Crumbl (6 pack): The Cookie That Stole Christmas, Chocolate Crumb Cookie ft. OREO®, Holiday Red Velvet Sandwich Cookie, Candy Cane Brownie Cookie, Peanut Butter Cup Cookie ft. REESE'S, Confetti Cake Cookie 
• Blank Street: Iced Strawberry Shortcake Matcha, Iced Blueberry Matcha
• MrBeast: Feastables Bar
• Prime: Ice Pop, Mystery flavor

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