Bank Collapse Halt Order: Pedo Hitler Has Spoken

Today we talk about pirates and highway robbery and that one time when JP Morgan was supposed to be on the Titanic, but wasn't, because he decided to skip the maiden voyage of his own ship at the last second to buy tapestries for his art collection.

Yeah.

Because, when in Europe, nothing beats buying tapestries, not even the maiden voyage of the ship-of-dreams that you financed, also not having your own personal suite, promenade deck, and specially-designed bath onboard.

Unfortunately, millionaire John Jacob Astor, mining magnate Benjamin Guggenheim, and Macy's co-owner Isidor Straus didn’t get the carpet-buying spree memo and went down with Morgan’s sinking ship – missing their opportunity to oppose the establishment of the Federal Reserve Bank in the US.

As luck would have it, Morgan’s pals Milton “Chocolate” Hershey and Alfred “Shipping & Railroad” Vanderbilt managed to cancel their Titanic tickets last minute, enabling them to continue meeting at Jekyll Island Club – “the richest, most inaccessible club in the world”.

Pre-Epstein Island Club of course…

It’s just a big ‘ole club and you ain’t in it, thank fook. Unlike the idiots who are being “questioned” in the ongoing Pedos Of The Caribbean whitewash – including Noam Chomsky, CIA director William Burns, and Kathryn Ruemmler, a White House counsel under President Barack Obama.

This is all very upsetting of course, so focus on Bankcopalypse instead. Not that you have to worry about that. I repeat: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE BANK COLLAPSE! Because,

JP Morgan has it all under Control.
The central banksters are here to help.
Joe Biden has called on the banks to stop collapsing.
You have already canceled your bank and invested in Monero and Dero. (Get your Monerotopia virtual ticket at a 20% discount with (Code: TCV) at: https://dollarvigilante.com/monerotopia/)

More in today’s show about Vancouver’s 15-minute city and Vancouver slaves begging to be muzzled again!
“Heroes are made by the path they choose, not the powers they are graced with.” – Iron Man

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