Ones Ready Ep 500: 500 Episodes Later… Still No Plan, Still Talking Trash
Welcome to the Ones Ready 500th episode—proof that sheer stubbornness beats strategy every time. Aaron, Trent, and Peaches hit the milestone the only way they know how: zero prep, maximum chaos. From reminiscing on legends and favorite guests to dunking on officers, bad takes, and the Air Force’s love for pointless bureaucracy, nothing is safe. They roast past guests, drag public affairs, tell war stories that shouldn’t be real, and still manage to get mad at dudes failing a run test we’ve been screaming about for years. It’s five years, 650 episodes, countless hours of content, and not a single filter in sight.
If you came for polished professionalism, wrong show. If you came for blunt honesty, inappropriate jokes, and insider dirt on the world of Air Force Special Warfare—welcome to 500.
⏱️ Timestamps:
00:00 – 500 episodes, zero show prep (standard operating procedure)
04:15 – Dolphins, octopi, and derailed conversations
07:20 – Favorite guests, repeat offenders, and tourniquet drama
12:00 – Joanne Bass had more guts than half of DoD
14:20 – Legendary guests dropping mind-blowing stories
17:30 – Bureaucracy, buzzwords, and why groups are useless
20:59 – Trent vs. the officer who called him “Trinton”
23:47 – Curiosity over prep: why Ones Ready never scripts
27:29 – The gag orders that made us more popular
31:57 – Cannon AFB: where careers go to die
35:51 – Dad mode: why we’re invested in you
40:16 – Fighting coneheads in comment sections (and losing sanity)
42:46 – From sweaty garages to actual studios
46:28 – Deployment training schedules from hell
50:02 – Deployment mustaches and Ranger “oops, I shot you” stories
54:29 – Why this podcast still exists: we refused to quit
59:24 – Pentagon purges, bad leaders, and calling names
01:02:25 – Official unofficial podcast of the Air Force
01:04:24 – Officer impersonations and comment section hate
01:05:43 – 500 episodes later: thanks for riding with us
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