I Suck At Jiu Jitsu Show #350 Thanksgiving Special: "Thanks for Kneeing me in the Nuts"
Nov 27, 2025
This Thanksgiving-themed discussion humorously thanks the quirky characters in jiu-jitsu training. From knee strikes to lost hair on mats, it highlights the oddities of practice. Hygiene myths are tackled with a nod to mat cleanliness, while timer tricks reveal competitive tactics. The episode explores accountability in matches versus blaming refs. Other amusing moments feature a conspiracy theorist and a casual dig at stoned training partners. Plus, practical tips on managing gear issues and enjoying simple, analog tools are shared.
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The Hair-In-Your-Mouth Problem
- Josh McKinney describes the gross reality of mat hygiene and the recurring game of finding a mysterious hair in his mouth after training.
- He recounts cramped old gym conditions and the daily mat-cleaning battle that followed.
Unplugging The Timer To Finish A Round
- Josh tells a story about unplugging the gym timer mid-roll to get extra seconds and secure a tap.
- He frames it as playful gamesmanship and a generational brag for pre-9/11 folks.
The Secret Coach Who Pauses Rounds
- Josh mocks the know-it-all purple belt who acts like a secret coach by letting others catch submissions then pausing to correct them.
- He describes this personality as common and socially annoying in gyms.