
Girls Gotta Eat The Snack: Madonna, Patient Zero, Cornell 7, and the Best TV Shows of All Time
Oct 1, 2026
A chaotic VMAs recap covers Madonna, Yung Lean, MTV’s uncertain future, and Taylor Swift’s haunting Patient Zero video and new songs. Then comes a spirited debate over the best TV shows of the 21st century, plus personal top 10s, rom-com reviews, RHONY’s struggles, upcoming watches, sports chatter, and a serious discussion of the Cornell Seven.
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The Spirit Tunnel Is One Host’s Greatest Fear
- Rayna Greenberg considers the Jennifer Hudson spirit tunnel her greatest fear, while Ashley Hesseltine would love to perform it.
- They suggest dancing with someone else as the only tolerable compromise and recall celebrities’ memorable routines.
Why The VMAs Felt Like A Different Era
- The VMAs felt disjointed because MTV aired them on CBS, started late after football, and mixed Madonna with unfamiliar newer artists.
- Ashley Hesseltine still values that chaotic blend of generations despite widespread criticism.
Madonna’s Legend Meets Unfiltered Chaos
- Madonna’s VMA appearance divided the hosts between admiration for her boundary-breaking legacy and concern that she might dilute it.
- Her unscripted speeches, no-pants outfit, and refusal to leave the stage became the night’s defining spectacle.


