X Gonna Give It To Ya! Brought to You By The Master of Creating Reality, Kill Gates!

Aug 21, 2023

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(Rose)Mary’s baby.

The Good Tech Overlord.

Farmer Bill.

Kill Bill, the Science Shill.

Whatever you want to call him, who knew the Anti-Christ would be a dumpy, socially awkward computer nerd with a penchant for synthetic knits, synthetic meat, and young girls? A philanthropath who, like his friend and long-time associate, Opraheimer, loves nothing more than recommending a good book.

And, buying up land.

(By the way, I have it on good authority that scorched earth and kids’ ashes make the best foundation for 15-minute concentration camps)

Reasons to run for the hills

I haven’t used a Bible quote for a while, but Matthew 24:15 to 22 is just too time appropriate not to throw out there.

“When the time comes, those in Judea must escape to the hills. A man on his house-top must not waste time going into his house to collect anything; a man at work in the fields must not go back home to fetch his clothes. Alas for the pregnant, alas for those with tiny babies at that time! Pray God that you may not have to make your escape in the winter or on the Sabbath day, for then there will be great misery, such as has never happened from the beginning of the world until now, and will never happen again!”

And, if you’re not religious, apply above instructions to the 5-star video game we’re playing. And, if you’re still struggling, let me reinterpret the script for your gameplay convenience:

If you hear of a philanthropath meeting to discuss ways to promote efforts to solve growing social problems and/or climate change and/or population growth, RUN FOR THE HILLS!
‘Sudden Fire’: If your town/city burns down suddenly, RUN FOR THE HILLS!
If your town/city appears on a Smart City strategy map, RUN FOR THE HILLS!
The first guy you see on TV fall down with blood coming out his eyes, RUN FOR THE HILLS!

Don’t stop, don’t wait to collect $700, just run!

And, unless you have a bona fide steak-eating, private-jet-flying-unvaxxed-pilot Good Club membership card, this goes for everyone. Because, in Kill Gates’ own words, while unleashing mosquitoes on the audience of his TED 2009 speech presentation on Malaria, “There’s no reason why only the poor should have this experience”.

The writing is on the wall and it’s called Disease X.

And, once it happens it's going to be so shocking and so fast and so extreme, most people will go into paralyzed fear mode, allowing the universal toy soldiers (or your hysterical Karen neighbor) to hold you down and let the dancing nurses vax forcibly inject you and your family to join the Army of the Walking Dead.

Sometimes I feel like Will Smith and his dog Sam, just wandering through apocalyptic NY – the last man (and dog) alive after a virus decimates humanity. Of course, things don't end well for Sam in the movie as he was bitten by infected dogs.

Luckily I’m protected by Lucy the Ankle Crusher and Polo, Mexico’s Fattest Flying Pug, neither of whom would be fooled by any infected dogs or zombies.

So, I think you got the drift of today’s video: Signs that the Gates Of Hell is opening up to swallow you whole. And, what you can do about it.

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