563 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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Introduction

00:00 • 1min

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On the Spectrum Dating

01:27 • 3min

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Is This for Teaching Children Right From Home?

04:04 • 2min

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The Man and the Woman on a Date

05:40 • 2min

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You Want to Have Your Face?

07:19 • 2min

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Are You Teaching People Who Just Arrived on Earth?

08:57 • 2min

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I Still Want to Be Your Boyfriend

11:07 • 2min

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Dar Man Fam

13:30 • 3min

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You Know What Head Upstairs?

16:05 • 1min

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You Better My Kids Driving Me Crazy

17:33 • 2min

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I'm Not Fucking This Kid Up

19:15 • 2min

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Don't Be Gay Dad, That's My Favorite, but You're Just Reading a Magazine

20:50 • 2min

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You Are Why Makeup?

22:47 • 2min

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Dad, What's the Lesson?

24:30 • 3min

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The Challenge Is to Make Something This Bad

27:02 • 1min

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Dar Man Studio's New Mission Is Credit Content

28:31 • 2min

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You're Gonna Lose Your Dad's Love. Yeah. Yeah, It's Gonna Suck Hey Dar Man Fan

30:29 • 2min

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You'll Be Back Joe Rogan Once the Comedy Store Is Open

32:32 • 2min

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I Think I'm Autistic

34:07 • 2min

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The Short Pump of Florida

35:42 • 2min

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I Like Texas and Texas Is a Cool State

37:33 • 2min

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You Look Different You Got a Haircut

39:11 • 5min

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I Like Us Bears Better Than Asperger's

44:21 • 1min

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Love on the Spectrum and Indian Matchmaking

45:46 • 2min

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What I Love About the D Shows Is That They Want Love

47:31 • 2min

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Why I Want to Date Michael

49:20 • 2min

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The Only Man in My Life

51:04 • 2min

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I Don't Like Him Tom

53:07 • 1min

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The Live Show With Ed Asner

54:27 • 2min

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I Hate This Part. I Need It Right Now.

56:12 • 2min

31

The Asperger Show - Is That Tom Sagar?

57:48 • 2min

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What Would You Have Done if I Farted on the First Date?

59:29 • 2min

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A Bitch Can Light a Man Shit on Fire

01:01:30 • 3min

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Comedian and Podcaster Brian Simpson

01:04:29 • 1min

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I'm a Black Man Is That What You're Looking for Right?

01:05:58 • 1min

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Comedy Is a Process and It's Not Like You Don't Do Anything

01:07:27 • 2min

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I'm Glad You're Here and I'll See You in a Minute

01:09:33 • 2min

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Is Your Tolerance for Bullshit People Zero?

01:11:21 • 2min

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Is That Your Favorite Steak?

01:13:15 • 2min

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Do You Find Yourself More Productive at a Standing Desk?

01:15:06 • 2min

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Is It Juicy?

01:17:02 • 2min

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Is It a Simple Thing or a Menu?

01:18:42 • 2min

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Cars, I Don't Give a Shit About Cars

01:20:27 • 2min

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I Can't Imagine Being Married With Kids in the Quarantine

01:22:04 • 2min

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What Are You Come? Yeah, I'll Suck on Your Inner Thigh

01:24:20 • 2min

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I Need It Right Now

01:26:07 • 2min

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You Know What It Is?

01:27:40 • 2min

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No Blades, No Air Purifier

01:29:18 • 2min

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I'm Fucking Up Your Whole Isn't It?

01:31:47 • 2min

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Trans Age Pride Is Not Real

01:34:11 • 2min

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The Toilet Review - I'm a Senior Citizen

01:35:49 • 2min

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You Don't Know What's the Best Way to Get Pink Eye

01:38:05 • 3min

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DM the Dude Dar Yeah, Dar Salam!

01:41:23 • 2min

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The Bad Dad Goes My Kids Getting Bad Grades

01:43:50 • 2min

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You Know, You Know, You're Not Just Telling Stories

01:45:34 • 2min

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Chiropractic Adjusting

01:47:28 • 3min

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Audi R8 Video - Can You Make the Text Bigger?

01:50:11 • 3min

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Are You Having Sham Tears Right Now?

01:52:49 • 1min

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The You Tube Algorithm Doesn't Always Work

01:54:18 • 1min

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The Most Egregious Thing I've Ever Doed

01:55:33 • 2min

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Dating Hookups - I'm a 21 Year Old Bisexual Guy

01:57:19 • 2min

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Dating Apps

01:59:19 • 2min

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Gay Fucked? Yeah, Hang Out With Your Brother and Then Meet Other Dudes

02:01:05 • 2min

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Is Carillon Way Too Feminine?

02:03:27 • 2min

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You Don't Have to Tell Your Parents What Makes Your Deck Hard

02:05:08 • 2min

66

I'm Not Gonna Watch Me Jack My Dick.

02:07:15 • 2min

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Get the Fuck Out of This Situation

02:08:53 • 2min

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How to Find a Tom When You Are 19

02:11:10 • 2min

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Is Your Mom's House a Mommy's?

02:12:51 • 2min

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Do You Know What Tick Tock Is?

02:15:10 • 2min

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I'm Don't Have My Feet

02:16:42 • 2min

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I'm a Guy in a Skirt Deal With It

02:18:45 • 2min

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I'm a Dude, I Don't Want to Disrespect You, but I'll Not Talk to You

02:20:31 • 2min

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I'm Back From Triple Bypass

02:22:07 • 2min

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You Don't Need Big on Juice

02:24:02 • 1min

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What Are You Doing?

02:25:30 • 2min

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You Got It Trump 2020 Guys Make America Great Again

02:27:19 • 3min