Ones Ready Ops Brief 023: Daily Drop - 7 April 2025 (Crop Dusters, Cancel Culture & UK Commissioners)
Welcome to your daily dose of unfiltered chaos, where Peaches breaks down the news like a sledgehammer breaks through PR-approved nonsense. This ain’t your polished AFN brief—this is the real rundown, straight from the Ones Ready bunker. Spoiler: if you love taxpayer-funded crop dusters, British police overreach, or beard policies held together by ETP duct tape—you’re in for a treat.
From the Panama Canal to Star Wars-era missile defense, the DEI purge of Maya Angelou, and the ongoing saga of “Fat Tony” Bauerfein, Peaches’ on one today. We’re talking about $2B aircraft that couldn’t win a dogfight with a Pelican, the kind of “malicious compliance” that gets classics deleted from Navy libraries, and how shadow banning is the new way to say “you’re winning.”
🔥 Key Takeaways:
- The Panama Canal still matters. Jimmy Carter still catching strays.
- $2B for a semi-prepped grass-strip warbird with the loiter time of a vape pen.
- Malicious compliance is alive and well—congrats to the contractor who Control+F’d Maya Angelou into oblivion.
- DEI reversals, pronoun ping-pong, and beard-based Jedi religious claims… all in a day’s work.
- Yes, Jared called General Bauerfein “fat” again. Yes, the PAO is still mad.
- 14 APKWS, 4 Hellfires, 2 sensor balls... and 0 logic in AFSOC budgeting.
- Space Force is launching birds into space—literally. RIP bird sanctuary.
- If the UK arrests Jared for his spicy takes, Ones Ready becomes an international sensation. Win-win.
- The GWOT was fun. And no, we don’t want a sequel—but maybe a spinoff?
- Lockheed fumbled a 6th-gen fighter bid and Wall Street noticed. Whoops.
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