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Football Cliches

Copycat knee-sliders & kicking balls into skips: Chloe Petts does Mesut Haaland Dicks

Dec 7, 2023
Comedian Chloe Petts joins the podcast to discuss niche fascinations and irritations of football including copycat goal celebrations, members of the public kicking balls into things for half-time on-pitch entertainment, the unused-sub warm-down, lack of toxicity in the WSL, and managerial touchline fashion trends. The Adjudication Panel rules on Amazon Prime Video's addition to the on-screen score graphic and Eddie Howe's football manager-style birthday message.
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  • Unused substitutes running for warm-down is unfair and prompts sniggering from spectators.
  • Players copying goal celebrations adds an interesting dynamic and raises questions about psychological motivations.

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Unused subs running during warm-down

One irritation in football is when unused substitutes are required to run around the pitch during the warm-down after a game. It seems unfair to make players who haven't played go through additional physical exertion, especially if the team has lost. It's reminiscent of making a child run up and down the stairs before bed to tire them out. It's not the most glamorous part of being a professional footballer, and it's a sight that often prompts sniggering from the spectators.

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