Copycat knee-sliders & kicking balls into skips: Chloe Petts does Mesut Haaland Dicks
Dec 7, 2023
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Comedian Chloe Petts joins the podcast to discuss niche fascinations and irritations of football including copycat goal celebrations, members of the public kicking balls into things for half-time on-pitch entertainment, the unused-sub warm-down, lack of toxicity in the WSL, and managerial touchline fashion trends. The Adjudication Panel rules on Amazon Prime Video's addition to the on-screen score graphic and Eddie Howe's football manager-style birthday message.
Unused substitutes running for warm-down is unfair and prompts sniggering from spectators.
Players copying goal celebrations adds an interesting dynamic and raises questions about psychological motivations.
Women's football matches lack the low-lying tension and aggression found in men's matches due to the lack of history and rivalries.
Deep dives
Unused subs running during warm-down
One irritation in football is when unused substitutes are required to run around the pitch during the warm-down after a game. It seems unfair to make players who haven't played go through additional physical exertion, especially if the team has lost. It's reminiscent of making a child run up and down the stairs before bed to tire them out. It's not the most glamorous part of being a professional footballer, and it's a sight that often prompts sniggering from the spectators.
Players copying goal celebrations
A fascinating phenomenon in football is when players copy the celebration of the player who just scored. Sadio Mane is famous for this, but it's becoming more common among other players as well. It's interesting to speculate on the psychological reasons behind this behavior. Whether it's a way to show unity and support for a teammate or a way to inject some fun and humor into the game, it adds an interesting dynamic to goal celebrations.
Women's football needing more toxicity
One point of irritation is that the atmosphere at women's football matches often lacks the low-lying tension and aggression that can be found in men's matches. While the level of passion and support is the same, there is a difference in the overall atmosphere. This is likely due to the lack of history and rivalries in the women's game. As the sport continues to grow and develop, it's possible that more intense and passionate rivalries will emerge, bringing that additional excitement and sense of anticipation to the women's game.
The phenomenon of players mirroring each other's goal celebrations
This podcast episode explores the phenomenon of players mirroring each other's goal celebrations. The hosts discuss the conscious and subconscious nature of this imitation, as well as the popular trend of knee slides as a celebration. They also touch on the concept of mirroring body language and how it relates to joy and camaraderie among teammates.
The decline of sponsored halftime challenges and the fashion of football managers
The podcast also delves into the decline of sponsored halftime challenges in football and the questionable fashion choices of football managers. They discuss classic halftime challenges like kicking the ball into a bath or a skip and ask why more unique and entertaining challenges have disappeared. Additionally, the hosts critique the fashion sense of football managers, noting that even the supposedly trendy ones often dress poorly.
The pod welcomes comedian Chloe Petts for the latest edition of Mesut Haaland Dicks, as she chooses her six most niche fascinations and irritations of football.
Among Chloe's selections are the precarious vocal range of solo football chanters, the rise of copycat goal celebrations, members of the public kicking balls into thing for half-time on-pitch entertainment, the indignity of the unused-sub warm-down, the lack of true toxicity in the WSL and forecasting where managerial touchline fashion trends go next.
Meanwhile, the Adjudication Panel rule on Amazon Prime Video's pioneering addition to the traditional on-screen score graphic and enjoy Eddie Howe's very "football manager" birthday message to a 100-year-old.