Discover the mystery of eight American turkeys adorning Schleswig's Cathedral of St Peter, painted centuries before Columbus's voyage. Explore the cathedral's rich history and the controversies surrounding the restoration of its Gothic frescoes. Delve into the troubled legacy of artist Lothar Malskat, who pushed back against Nazi-era manipulation while grappling with the consequences of artistic forgery. This fascinating tale weaves together art, history, and the unexpected absurdities of cultural narratives.