15 Hilarious Answers For When a Girl Asks You "What do You Do?" (((A MUST LISTEN!!!)))

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Oct 30, 2025

Discover 15 hilarious and creative responses to the classic question, "What do you do for a living?" From the playful three-part formula to using humor and vulnerability, you'll learn to turn a mundane inquiry into an engaging conversation. Join in on the laughs as quirky job titles like "penguin valet" and "almond milk milker" are revealed. Plus, embrace the art of playful banter with fun accusations and observational jokes that not only entertain but also spark attraction!

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ADVICE

Three-Part Answer Formula

Prepare a three-part answer: a funny fake job, the truth, then a story that reveals vulnerability or ambition.
Use this structure to create laughter, intrigue, and emotional connection quickly.

ADVICE

Open With Humor, Close With Truth

Start with a humorous, absurd job to make her laugh and test social intelligence.
Follow immediately with the real job and an engaging story to build attraction.

ANECDOTE

The 'Ass Model' Opener

Mark uses 'I'm an ass model' as a go-to opener and expands it into a silly story about Times Square and Speedos.
He reports it creates play-fighting, laughter, and immediate engagement with women.

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In this hilarious episode of The Unapologetic Man Podcast, host Mark Sing reveals 15 funny and creative ways to answer the classic dating question, "What do you do for a living?". By blending humor, storytelling, and playful teasing, Mark shows how to turn a simple question into a powerful tool for building attraction, intrigue, and establishing frame.

Key Takeaways:

- The three-part formula that makes answering this question a breeze every time.

- How to playfully accuse women of humorous occupations to create fun banter.

- How vulnerability, storytelling, and confidence amplify attraction.

- How to use humor to make women laugh and spark attraction instantly.

Key Timestamps:

[00:00:00] – Episode intro and preview [00:00:46] – Just how well-endowed are gorillas exactly? [00:02:07] – Email to get a $500 training packet! [00:04:25] – Intro music copyright claim [00:05:14] – Why you should prepare your answer to "What do you do?" [00:06:35] – Three-part response: funny line, truth, story [00:07:36] – Funny examples you can use [00:10:52] – Telling your real story and sharing vulnerability [00:14:09] – More funny lines: Penguin Valet, Almond Milk Milker [00:19:09] – Accusing women of funny occupations: Ice Cream Man, Taco Bell Burrito Dancer [00:23:43] – Recap and episode wrap-up

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About The Unapologetic Man Podcast The Unapologetic Man Podcast is your resource for mastering dating, attraction, and relationships from a confident, masculine perspective. Hosted by Mark Sing, this podcast gives men the tools and mindset shifts needed to succeed in their dating lives and build lasting, high-value relationships.

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