Pardon My Take

Sam Darnold, Mt Rushmore Of Pisses, Joey Chestnut Is The GOAT American, Britney Spears vs Vic + Monday Reading

Jul 10, 2023

02:13:10

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Sam Darnold

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Episode notes

Introduction

4min

Joey Chestnut: The Greatest American of All Time

5min

The Victor Wembanyama Britney Spears Storyline

4min

The Wild West of Thread

3min

The Internet Is a Bad Idea

1min

The Future of Golf

2min

The Importance of Smiles in Golf

4min

The Heart of Cooper Flag

4min

Vegas Globe: The Coolest Thing I've Ever Seen

2min

10.

The Future of the Globe

5min

11.

The Wrinkly Suit of Jordan Speed

3min

12.

How to Tell Max to Get Another Suit

5min

13.

The Importance of Girl Dinners

2min

14.

Northwestern's Locker Room Monitor

2min

15.

Israel Out of Sonia Going to Confront Dricas Du Plesis

2min

16.

Billy's Report on the White Party

2min

17.

Tom Brady Dating Kim Kardashian

2min

18.

Brady Talks to Multiple Women at a Party

2min

19.

Kim Kardashian and Tom Brady at a Party

2min

20.

Hank Fucking Kim Kardashian

2min

21.

The NBA Cup: A Professional Version of NBA

5min

22.

The Ghost of George Kittle

2min

23.

Ghost Hunting in Milwaukee

4min

24.

The Media Billy Report: Jets Succeed Because of the New York Media

2min

25.

Mononucleos Awareness

4min

26.

The Importance of Hyperdrive

3min

27.

Mackin Do's Story

5min

28.

USC's Future Prospects

5min

29.

The Best Name of All Time

2min

30.

The Importance of Listening to Tight Ends Talk About Football

5min

31.

The Drunk at the Bar Piss

2min

32.

The Best Piss Picks

2min

33.

The Best Piss Picks

2min

34.

The Best Pisses in the History of the Podcast

2min

35.

How to Avoid Shower Piss

2min

36.

How to Piss in the Ocean

2min

37.

The Sink Piss Is Elite

2min

38.

How to Piss in Hot Tubs

2min

39.

The Importance of Peeing in Pools

1min

40.

The Best Pissing Tips

2min

41.

How to Piss on a Bike

3min

42.

How to Piss in a Pool

3min

43.

The Story of a Response Guy Who Met a Chick

3min

44.

The Dangers of Reply Guys

3min

45.

How to Be a Reply Guy

2min

46.

Tom Brady's Tiki's

2min

47.

How to Fuck a Dig a Hole

2min

48.

Take on Me

2min

We're back from 4th of July and have a lot to talk about. Joey Chestnut is the greatest american ever. Threads happened and we're over it. Hank is taking the summer off so leave him alone. Victor Wembanyama vs Britney Spears (00:00:00-00:26:03). Who's back of the week including Wimbledon, eating, UFC and more (00:26:03-00:59:38). Sam Darnold joins the show to talk about TEU, his career, seeing ghosts and actually seeing ghosts at George Kittle's house, Adam Gase's hyperdrive, USC and more. (00:59:38-01:31:56) Mt Rushmore of best pisses (01:31:56-01:56:08) . We finish up with Monday Reading The Reply Guys Who Won, Repeatedly commenting on your crush's twitter posts is a terrible dating strategy...until it isn't (01:56:08-02:10:39).

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