AI-powered
podcast player
Listen to all your favourite podcasts with AI-powered features
Northwestern's Locker Room Monitor
"There's got to be a million like Northwestern is, I guess I'm not going to say," he says. "The soap slips the soap slip in slide in the showers is just a classic across the country." The locker room monitor will report back at the universe and end up pumping one of his teammates' boys for good measure. He also doesn't like the naked bear crawl but likes the hot boy walk.