What Is the Worst Fucking Story Ever?

"We're a little little drunk by this point and she was just kind of just did she knock out a bunch of push ups in the bar now no but she did tell me story about this guy she beat out," he said. "That's not even a real name that on Tinder that's not a real name oh no no so that was another weird thing but still I couldI was like after I got to know I was like oh she probably just doesn't want to put a real name on Twitter right because she was the one a bunch of weirdos all over yeah right it's totally normal."