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Welcome back to the dream and my search for a unicorn life coach. For some reason, I can't stop talking about weed today, but there's something else I want to say about weed right now that relates to shopping for life coaches. You know how weed, like even after it was legalized and accepted by people and the cops sort of, it still goes by names like Girl Scout Cookies and Purple Haze and Luke Skywalker or whatever. Don't ask me how I know. And it's like, grow up weed. That kind of jaunty branding really turns me off and it's rampant in the coaching world. And it makes it hard for this actual sincere hunt I'm on because like I said, my natural snarkometer gets in the way. For example, there's this one guy here, Dan Mendelow, who claims to be Yelp's number one life coach in LA. He looks like, what does he look like? Like a guy who would be on a home makeover show on HGTV or like a

bro-y

friend of a startup, CEO. He has a couple tattoos. He probably wears bracelets, the beaded kind. He's the kind of guy that I am personally face blind to. So I'm having a really hard time describing him, but I think you get the drift. He wears Henleys. You know those shirts with the button, the three buttons? That guy, that guy, but with the tattoos. His website is really slick and full of swear words. Very guanathy. The tagline on his website when you first click it says, get the confidence, clarity and magnetic energy to take your business and relationships from stuck to, oh my fucking God, yes. Which sounds great to me.

Oh, sounds brutal.

Because it's like ready to call in your holy shit, is this real life? Oh, let's just watch the video.

What's up legend? No. I'm Dan Mendelow. Oh shit.

What? What?

Here's the problem, we're in LA. So it's gonna be a lot of that, probably. Of course, yeah. Or someone will find out your mom and clean mama.

Oh, you know, it would be the very worst if they called me badass. Are you done with this guy? I'm done with this guy. Yeah, no. The ancient wisdom and the what's up legend, I can't do. Yeah. So, okay. This one was also on the list. He's like a salt and pepper gray guy with... It looks like John

Stewart. Yeah, kind of.

Or like a mix between Frank Zapp and John Stewart.

Mm-hmm.

He's a hypnotherapist.