And I really just did some self-reflection. I haven't been sexually active in a while.

Wait, hold on, Mike. Can I call you Mike? You can. So Mike, you're walking around at 6.3. Were you not sexually active before you saw the red dick or was it seeing that big pit ball hog that threw you off?

I'd say it threw me off.

Now can I ask you a personal question? We're not doing first and last names. Have you ever considered the fact that you have a small dick, a medium dick or a large one? Where are you at in between your legs?

Where's your rocket at?

I'd say I'm average. I wouldn't call it small, but average.

Have you ever had complaints from ladies or gentlemen, whichever way you

go? No complaints. No,

but they could be acting. They never know.

I mean, did this pit ball have an enormous cock? Was it the John Holmes of Pit

balls? It was definitely up there. It was definitely punk contest just around.

Do you watch porn?

Occasionally, I guess.

When you watch porn, do you see, if you watch porn, you see there are enormous shalongs on porn. Has that ever affected you? Sure. Yeah, okay. So you just, you have some penile and securities maybe and the dog dick just sort of... And the dog had the look like it knew that it had

a big

dick. Like the smirk, you know what I

mean? The wink. It did look pretty

smug. He owned the place. He was a man of

the house. I think this is easy

for me.

Mine is easy to it. Go ahead, Garf, you go

first. This is tough because if you really are feeling that this is red rock to you, all I could say is that I

wouldn't worry about the

dog's dick too much.

I hate to say it. I think that's solid advice.

I just, it's a dog dick and yeah. And without knowing you, let me tell you this. Without knowing you, your dick is fine. You have a fine dick.

You can't say that, Garth, because you don't know. I have some. You're fantasizing, but

you don't know. Michael, your dick is fine. It's fine. Here's what I'm doing. It's as good as that Pit balls dick or

better. You don't know that, Garth, you're guessing. And most women would

rather that dick than the dog dick. Go ahead, Jake. I think I'm off the rails here.

Here's what I would say. If this was your girlfriend's pit bull, then we would have a problem. If this was a woman you were courted and she, you said, like, I want to go on a date with you. She says, I'm really interested. I want you to meet my pit bull. You saw the pit bull's dick and that dick beats your dick. Then maybe you just saw a big pit bull dick. Michael, back on that girl's page.

Wait, we're not talking about Pit bull, the musician, are we? Because if so, that this whole thing is different. No. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Keep going, Jake. But you could just close her page. She's not directly linked to you. I think you just, you know, if you've ever seen a movie that scared you, you see jaws, you don't want to go in the ocean, you got to get it out of your mind so you can jump back in. Well, you saw jaws and you just got to not go back and see that page. If you see a white pit bull, just get off the app. But it's not directed in your life. She does that dog's not living in your house. Damon, where are you at on this?

I agree. I agree. I think, I think just kind of out of sight, out of mind, if you ever, you know, want to look at it again, you know where it

is. Why would he want to look at it again

though? You know, the first time you see a big dick, it's shocking, right? And then the more you look at it.

Yeah, but how many times are you suggesting he looks at it, man? I'm just like, look at it until it doesn't bother you anymore.

Oh,

that's interesting advice. Decensitize yourself. 100% zoom in. Over to your therapy work from what occurred. Okay. So here in conclusion, Gareth says, blow it off.

I say, well,

yeah, I wouldn't. For choice the words.

Sorry. You're right. You're Gareth and I. I agree. That one was on me. That's my. Yeah. That one's a mistake. That's an error. Yeah. Gareth says, don't worry about it. Better. I say, never go back to the app again. Damon says, keep going back and staring at this dog dick so much that it is no longer an issue for you. Yeah. Now, the question at the end of this podcast, Michael, because you're the only one that matters is what do you think you're going to do?