The Dead Line and the Word Count

I don't know how to work unless somebody wants me to do the work. So that's why a contract or a dead line, or somebody gives you in advance am that really works for me because now i owe them somth. I won't do that unless body is tapping their wrist, watch he tick, tock. It's due on friday, and you're only allowed 12 hundred words. Those mutual things, a dead line and a word count, are my primo, my it's like my muse and my er, my editor, all at the same time. And as i say, that's not the kind of thing that comes easily. You get to really lie