Don't Be Racist - Great Response

A line that i like to use is, don't be races. And using this line works the best, especially if it's completely absurd and irrelevant. A another response that i like is, it's ok, i'm very gay. Another one is, can't we all just get along? That one's great. You can use this almost for anything. But you s say it with a smile, like, i hate you. I it's just unexpected. It works really well.