How to Eat in Canada

No new burgers in my rotation I would really like to try that new lingua franca's burger It's on a sesame English muffin That gets you there Gets me there Nice grilled English muffin Burger Yeah. You grab a bunch A whole handful You stick the whole palm Right in the ketchup No, what? What am I? Is this fucking Fargo? Dave: "I don't know where near it if we lived anywhere else"