
32 - Yellow Helicopters
Welcome to Night Vale
00:00
The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home
Listeners, we received word from old woman Josie that half a dozen yellow helicopters are circling her home at this moment. She also said that she's receiving no sunlight. What you haven't heard is my new plan for an expanded park system and more youth sports program. It's a secret and buried in a secret place. Zell vote for me, Ira McDaniel. The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home is all about politics as usual. Also she doesn't have a mouth and that's weird. Really, you shouldn't be able to hear her say anything at all. She doesn't has a mouth. I have five mouths. My green head got excited
Transcript
Play full episode