Is There Anything More Important to Give a Fuck About?

The problem with people who hand out fucks like ice cream at a god am summer camp is that they don't have anything more fuckworthy to dedicate their fucks to. When we're young, everything is new and exciting, and everything seems to matter so much. As we get older, most of these sorts of things have little lasting impact on our lives. If you find yourself consistently giving too many fucks about trivial shit in your life, chances are you don't have much going on in your life to give a legitimateFuck about. And that's your real problem. Not the hand sanitizer. Not the TV remote. Whether you realize it or not, you are always choosing