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The Purple Dildo
M.C. was having insane dreams every night about what was going to go wrong in the recording of his new audiobook. He had a dream that we were sitting here in these chairs and from behind it's that we were actually reversed, but from behind your chair you pull out this giant neon pink purple dildo. "I wish I had one so badly," M.C. said when asked if he has an ex-boyfriend who would like to sit down with him for dinner. 'It is not,' Sam replied. ‘You've already promised me a no matter what friend. No matter what.'