How to Catch Potatoes in the Field

i want you to describe for me the sport of potato catching that you invented with one of your bodies. Ye, this was a number of years ago when our kids, who are now grown and out of college, were small. And e we had a fungy bat, you know, one of those big, wide plastic bats,. And my friend mike e runs to the end of the field with the fungy bat and goes, ok, point it right at me. He goes ass over teaketle as a bruise the size of a dinner plate on his upper chest. If i'd hit him in the head, it would have been really bad.