How to Meet the People You Want to Meet

Always wear a what's it. If you strike out on finding something to comment on, resort to the who's at technique. The eavesdropping has historical precedent with politicians so in a pinch it naturally comes to mind. You wouldn't dream of letting your conversation be exposed and defenseless against the inevitable assaults. When asked these questions, most people are like frozen steak clunking on a frozen china platter or baffling job titles. Then they will slap you on the muzzle for not knowing how to answer them.