How Can I Guarantee That I Will Propose to My Girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

We're in a society today where everything is fast, everything's a quick fix, and therapy is not a quick fix. So how do you convey that to people who are looking for something to happen right away and aren't experiencing it? I had this experience where somebody contacted me right before the holidays, as many years ago, and he said, my girlfriend is going to bail if I don't propose to her on Valentine's Day. And then he called back before the appointment and he canceled. He said, I found a life coach who guaranteed that I will have the answer in four sessions. Oh, no. No, I find that kind of thing really dangerous.