Sir Charles, You Can't Make a Simple Microphone Work

I just wanted to let you know how great scale went. That was an amazing event. I got rave reviews and I didn't really have to worry at all about the AV. This morning when I did my meeting with a hundred of my most important contacts and you couldn't make a simple microphone work correctly was absolutely below the standard. And so well, let's be honest, it was a total shitshow this morning. So what did you want to be different? Not be a disaster. Well, they could have practiced a little more or I could have not given them a last-minute directive that was complicated. Let's go with, Charles needs to be better on the fly.