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Welcome to Night Vale

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Introduction

Jeffrey Craner: Sad news listeners. Old woman Josie says that the angels who have been living with her, helping around the house and ultimately protecting her from all evils, have disappeared. Welcome to Night Vale is brought to you by Progressive. Drivers who save by switching save nearly $700 on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now, quote today at Progressive.com.

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Howdy y'all, Jeffrey Craner here. So, Joseph Fink and I also write novels, lots of novels. There are three alone set in the Welcome to Night Vale universe, the most recent of which I'm so proud of this book is The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home. Joseph also has a novel of Alice Isn't Dead, as well as a hilarious and touching memoir co-written with Meg Bashwinter, his wife. This book is called The First Ten Years. He also wrote a super fun and spooky novel for all ages called The Halloween Moon. And last year, my co-writer of The Within the Wires podcast, Janina Mathewson and I, wrote our first novel together, a horror thriller called You Feel It Just Below the Ribs. You can get all of these books, wherever it is you get your books. I mean, ultimately from trees really, but I suggest a bookstore or library. Welcome to Night Vale is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now, you're driving, cleaning and even exercising, but what if you could be saving money by switching to Progressive? Drivers who save by switching save nearly $700 on average and auto customers qualify for an average of seven discounts. Multitask right now, quote today at Progressive.com. Progressive casualty insurance company and affiliates, National Average 12-month savings of $698 by new customer survey who saved with Progressive between June 2021 and May 2022. Global savings will vary, discounts not available in all states and situations.
Speaker 1
A lonely heart. A wandering eye. An empty stomach. A shoulder to cry on. This is what makes us, us. Welcome to Night Vale. Sad news listeners. Old woman Josie says that the angels who have been living with her, helping around the house and ultimately protecting her from all evils, have disappeared. It's hard to say just how sad this news is for two important reasons. One, angels are not real. And two, we are not allowed to know about their existence or hierarchical structure. Josie called this weekend and spoke to Vithya, our station intern. She said that the angels often leave her for a few hours or days at a time, but they've never been gone for three straight weeks.

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